I attempted to take a cool selfie while biking. Instead, I ended up with a photo of my own shocked face as I fell.
My first attempt at karaoke led to a mic drop... right on my foot.
I tried to show off my cooking skills during a dinner party, but I ended up ordering pizza. The smoke alarm attended the event, too.
I once tried to cut my own hair; everyone at work wanted to know which animal had died on my head.