Funny One-Liners
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I told my cat she was adopted. She just blinked and walked away, so I guess the joke's on me.
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I asked my computer for a joke, and it gave me the blue screen of death.
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I told my dog he was adopted, and he just stared at me like, 'Yeah, I know.'
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high; she looked surprised.
